While waiting semi-patiently for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to confirm their baby's name (read it here!), the best thing to do is, of course, listen to Kanye's new album, Yeezus.
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He's very angry in the new album (sorry, Kris Humphries), but if you look back over the course of his career, 'Ye has had plenty of thoughtful, sad, existential songs over the years. He raps frequently about his family, especially his beloved mother, and even about his future children. Here are some of his most introspective moments:
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Back in 2008, Kanye lamented that he didn't have any kids to brag about yet:
My friend showed me pictures of his kids
And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs.
He said his daughter got a brand new report card
And all I got was a brand new sports car.
-from "Welcome to Heartbreak" He heralded getting pregnant accidentally, then celebrating anyway, back in 2005. Hmmm... Yep, we was praticing
Til one day your *ss bust through the packaging.
You know what though? You my favorite accident.
So go head pop some Cristal
For my newborn child. -from "Celebration" He rapped about his desires for his son to have a better life than he did. I just want him to have an easy life, not like Yeezy life.
Just want him to be someone people like.
Don’t want him to be hated, all the time judged.
Don’t be like your daddy that would never budge.
And I’ll never let him ever hit a strip club.
I learned the hard way, that ain’t the place to get love -from "New Day" His sweetest song ever is this modern Mother's Day classic, in which he croons for his mom: I said, Mommy, I'm-a love you till you don't hurt no more.
And when I'm older, you ain't gotta work no more.
And I'm-a get you that mansion that we couldn't afford.
See you're unbreakable, unmistakable.
Highly capable lady, that's makin loot.
A living legend too, just look at what heaven do
Send us an angel, and I thank you (Hey Mama). -from "Hey Mama" And don't forget grandma: Trade the Grammy plaques just to have my granny back. -from "Forever Though his most memorable parenthood parable is in one of his biggest songs. We want pre-nup! We want pre-nup! Now a whole generation knows what a pre-nuptial agreement is. 18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years.
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids.
His baby mama's car and crib is bigger than his. -from "Gold Digger" Did you know Kanye had such a soft side? Do you think he'll be a good father? When do you think we'll hear the first song about his daughter? Tell us in the comments below or tweet us @OKMagazine. Photo credit: Splash News
British households with a television are required to pay an annual fee of ?145.50 ($228) which goes towards funding public broadcaster the BBC. But more than 400,000 Britons were caught watching TV in the UK without having paid for a license in 2012, BBC News said today. Folks who believe they are exempt can make a “no license fee needed” claim to watchdog TV Licensing, with such valid reasons as having no TV set, if a TV is only used to watch DVDs or if catch-up services only are being accessed. Being caught without a valid license is a criminal offense and can come with a fine of up to ?1,000, but even TV Licensing has kept a sense of humor about the recent revelations. Below are some of its favorite 2012 excuses from people caught without a permit: - “Why would I need a TV Licence for a TV I stole? Nobody knows Iíve got it” - “I had not paid as I received a lethal injection” - “Apparently my dog, which is a corgi, was related to the Queenís dog so I didnít think I needed a TV Licence” - “I could not pay for my TV Licence because the Olympic torch was coming down my road and I could not get to the shop as the road was too busy” - A customer presenting a half-torn paper license to a ... Read More »
PEOPLE.com posted this adorable GIF of a royal fan getting a very exciting surprise—a picture of Prince William and Prince Harry! After playing in a charity polo match, the brother's were heading out when they bumped into a very excited fan. See her amazing reaction below in our Gotta See It GIF of the Day! News: First Lady Fashionista: Check Out Michelle Obama's Latest Wardrobe Wows! Watch: OK! Movie Mania: 'The Amazing Spider-Man' Saga Approved For Two More Films Photos: 8 Awesome Observations From the 'Devious Maids' Premiere Party Which celeb would you love to meet? Share with us your pick @OKMagazine and below in the comments! Photo credit: Splash News
Is it just us, or is the most of the fun in seeing animated movies trying to figure out which famous actor is voicing your favorite characters? That's what we thought. So we're taking the guessing game out of the trip you're taking to theaters this weekend to see Monsters University and are putting 5 famous faces to 5 characters in the film. Of course you already know that John Goodman and Billy Crystal voice the main two monsters, Sully and Mike, but which TV stars, past and present, have roles in the film, too? We think some of these might be suprising..
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Aubrey Plaza. The Parks and Recreation star plays the Greek Council President in the movie, which basically means that she leads the Scare Games, which is basically like the equivalent of the Olympics for undergraduate monsters. Her character could use some dental work but otherwise she's a looker.
John Krasinski. We recognized John's masculine, sexy voice immediately when his animated monster, Frank McKay, makes his debut early on the film. Frank is the best Scare Monster at Monster's Inc, which is similar to how John played Jim, the best (ish) employee at Dunder Mifflin on The Office. Art imitating...art, you guys.
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Charlie Day. The guy from It's Always Sunny is obviously funny in this film, both funny in terms of jokes and funny in terms of looks. He plays Art, a misfit fraternity brother at Oozma Kappa with a questionable past and also hilarious one-liners. Like that one where, when discussing their hidden talents, Art says "I have an extra toe! Not with me of course." Hilarious.
Sean Hayes and Dave Foley. Jack from Will & Grace and that guy from, um, other funny things, star as siamese twins Terri and Terry Perry, the two-headed monster also part of Oozma Kappa fraternity. Who's cuter though?
Beth Behrs. Beth, aka Caroline Channing from 2 Broke Girls, has a small but important part in Monsters University as Carrie Williams, the head sorority sister of Python Nu Kappa sorority. She's basically like the monster version of Elle Woods.
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Monsters University comes out this Friday, June 21! Are you excited for the prequel to Monsters Inc? Did you know all these guys were in the film? Tweet us @OKMagazine!
Photo credit: Disney Pictures
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